vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 130,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr